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When I take bath today, I was thinking that i want to write something about what you can do and what you must not do on april fools' day. As today is the day lots of people will make jokes to their friends, family, community and companies, so why not i make some dos and don'ts so that the lot of them will be risk free. Hope this post will be meaningful. DOs

1. Think

Today I assume human had been celebrating april fools day 2009 times. As there is no real citation on when it start, why not i just assume that it started on the year after division(A.D) started. So human had been officially fooling other human being for 2009 times. And again today, people around the world was playing with it. I not sure what most people will do but most likely i… Continue reading

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse orders a scotch, gulps it down and slams the glass on the bar. He turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes… Continue reading

1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people--whether they are employed or not. 2) At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil. 3) Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one. 4) Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society. 5)… Continue reading

There were four country churches in a small Texas town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels. One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will. In the Baptist… Continue reading