Category: Jokes

Do and don’ts for April Fools’ Day

April 1st, 2009, No Comments

When I take bath today, I was thinking that i want to write something about what you can do and what you must not do on april fools’ day. As today is the day lots of people will make jokes to their friends, family, community and companies, so why not i make some dos and [...]

1st of April 2009 – Another fool day?

April 1st, 2009, No Comments

Today I assume human had been celebrating april fools day 2009 times. As there is no real citation on when it start, why not i just assume that it started on the year after division(A.D) started. So human had been officially fooling other human being for 2009 times. And again today, people around the world [...]

Mighty Mouse

September 10th, 2008, No Comments

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse orders a scotch, gulps it down and slams the glass on the bar. He turns to the second mouse and says, “When I see a mousetrap, I [...]

26 Things the Movies Taught You…

September 9th, 2008, No Comments

1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people–whether they are employed or not. 2) At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil. 3) Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right [...]

Christmas Squirrels

August 29th, 2008, No Comments

There were four country churches in a small Texas town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels. One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the [...]

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